Virtual Functional Medicine · Pennsylvania
Everyone gets your best. You get what’s left.
You keep everyone else running — the kids, the job, the whole calendar — while you run on fumes and get told your numbers look “fine.” Fine is a low bar. We read the labs you already have, find what’s actually draining you, and hand you a plain-language plan to fill your tank back up.
Patient intake · start here
Which of these sounds like you?
Check the one that fits. We’ll pull up what we actually look at — and exactly what to do about it.
whichever you check, it leads to one place: real answers ↓
Looking for something specific?Hashimoto’sInsulin resistanceSIBOGI-MAP testingDUTCH hormone testingAdrenal & cortisol
The procedure
Three steps. No maze.
The Clarity Visit
A full, unhurried hour with Karla by video or phone. Bring the labs you already have; we read them for the pattern and take your whole story.
The deep read
Your history, symptoms, and labs read side by side — the unhurried reading your chart has been waiting for, in plain language.
Your plan, sequenced
Food, sleep, movement, and targeted support — ordered so you’re never doing everything at once, with coaching between visits.
Your $397 Clarity Visit
Everything you get — and what you keep either way.
A first visit at a functional-medicine clinic typically runs $350–$1,500 — and not a dollar of it counts toward anything. Yours is $397, and every dollar credits forward.
- ✓A full, unhurried NP-led hour — your labs read for the pattern standard ranges miss, plus a written plan within 48 hours you can actually follow.
- ✓Your $397 credited 100% toward your full plan if you choose to go deeper within 7 days.
- ✓15% off any supplements Karla includes in your plan, through our practitioner dispensary.
Karla’s practice earns a portion of what you spend at the dispensary. There is no obligation to order through us — you can buy your supplements anywhere you like, and your care is exactly the same either way.
Plus 2 keep-forever bonuses — a $144 value, free
The 30-Day Reset
Simple, day-by-day steps to start calming the crashes, cravings, and 3 a.m. wake-ups — so you can feel like yourself again.
Yours to keep forever“Questions Your Doctor Should Have Asked”
The checklist that keeps you from ever sitting through another 7-minute “you’re normal” visit feeling small.
Yours to keep foreverthe bonuses are yours to keep — even if it turns out we’re not a fit.
Your guide
“The answer is usually in the chart. Someone has to sit with it long enough to see it.”
You’ve sat through the rushed visits and the “everything looks normal” — we understand how much that wears a person down, and it is not how we work. Karla M. Graf is a board-certified nurse practitioner (CRNP) and Functional Medicine Academy Certified Practitioner (FMACP), with full prescriptive authority, who gives you a full, unhurried hour and reads the whole chart. She sees adults across Pennsylvania by telehealth, from our base in Beaver — and she’ll tell you honestly whether this is a fit.
One next step
Get your chart actually read.
Another month of “you’re fine” is another month of feeling like this. The sooner someone reads the pattern, the sooner it can change.
Book My Clarity Visit →Karla takes only a handful of new patients a month — right now, 7 openings.
$397 · credited 100% toward your care plan · for adults physically located in Pennsylvania